Post by charltonsam07 on Aug 27, 2007 19:39:58 GMT
1. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
2. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
6. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
7. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES
KILLING
sam
2. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
4. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
6. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
7. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES
KILLING
sam